Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

[Jools]

Twas the night before catfish and all through the house
Not a fishie was stirring not even a mouse

Saved for posterity!

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Jools

[TwoTankAmin]

well.......

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[andywoolloo]

oh my I love your poem, L number Banana!! I just now read it!!

[L number Banana]

Jools:

Saved for posterity!

Thanks! Future cv: "worldwide readership..."

oh my I love your poem, L number Banana!! I just now read it!!

Thanks andywoolloo! I'm working on some cartoons but they're a little sillier. Wish I had a mac

[L number Banana]

Wife to husband Glass catfish:
"Hey, is that worms in there? You told me you wouldn't start without me!"

[boogie]

This is so funny -

I don't get most of the jokes at all - that's why it's so funny!!!!! If you are having a bad day, you must read this post. I don't think I would have enjoyed it as much if I actually understood most of them - thanks guys. Especially the German ones - love it

[fischkringli]

Itsinteresting, how many fish-jokes are existing.
As I started that topic, I guessed about 10 entries maximum. But now...

[L number Banana]

One for fischkringli :
What do you call a very long fish tank?...

[fischkringli]

I dont know, but Im interrested in the answer!!!

[L number Banana]

An Oto-bahn of course

Now what do you call baby Farlowella?

Baby Twigs are Toothpicks and really small ones are Splinters.

[torbanite]

An Oto-bahn

Two glass Cats after a hard days foraging...
One says to the other "I don't know about you, but I'm shattered".

[L number Banana]

Two glass Cats after a hard days foraging...
One says to the other "I don't know about you, but I'm shattered".

And the one that ate beets? Stained Glass Cat.

[fischkringli]

Which fish likes to see fast and cool cars?
The tunafish!

[fischkringli]

How could you see, that a glass cat is being ashamed?
You couldnt see things behind him.
( Poor glass cats, if they could read, what we write about them, especially me I got 13 of them, they would be up in arms )

[L number Banana]

( Poor glass cats, if they could read, what we write about them, especially me I got 13 of them, they would be up in arms )

They'd be all broken up, shattered even.

[fischkringli]

The L-catfish, who didnt like red?
El toro!

[fischkringli]

A german joke with fish, that pointe you couldnt translate. Look at the bolded words.

Ein Thunfisch sagt zum Walfisch
Was sollen wir tun, fisch ?
Du hast die Wahl, fisch !

A tunafish says tu a walefish
What could we do, fish ?
You got the choice, fish !

[L number Banana]

Wow, that's really good fischkringl Easy to pronounce too

[fischkringli]

Thank you, L number Banana. This is a very old joke in germany, but its a good one. An oldy, but a goldy.

Who likes to see Discovery at the TV?
The channel catfish!

[fischkringli]

But this here isnt easy to pronounce:
Fischers frisch frisierter Fritze fischt frisch fritierte fisch-filets.
In english: Fishermens fresh hairdressed Fritze is fishing fresh fried fish-filets.

[fischkringli]

I went to the marked with my brother Jim,
and somebody threw a fish at him.
Fish dont hurts, when it cames on your skin,
but this one hurts it came in a tin!!!

[elianna]

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping and fishing trip, when they came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.

At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.

Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook.

One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!"

The other replied, "No, it's not!"

The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side."

To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by its clover."

[fischkringli]

Ein Spaziergänger sagt zum Angler:
"Beissen sie?"
Der Angler antwortet:
"Sehe ich so aus?"

The german word "sie" could stand for a person, who you didnt know or for many persons or things, in this joke many fish.

[fischkringli]

Sagt ein fisch zum anderen: Hi!
Sagt der andere: Wo?
The word "Hi" is in germany the word for "shark".

Leihe niemals einem Fisch deinen Kamm. Der Fisch könnte schuppen haben.

[torbanite]

Leihe niemals einem Fisch deinen Kamm. Der Fisch könnte schuppen haben.

Gilt das auch fuer Welse? Die haben gar keine Schuppen. Oder?

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
A. Dam!

[fischkringli]

Which catfish likes poland?
The Polskadot catfish.

[Shovelnose]

You know there's these fishing shows on TV. They catch the fish but they let it go. They dont wanna eat the fish but they do wanna make it late for something.

'Where were you??'
'I got caught'
'Bulls**t lemme see the inside of your lip'

Mitch Hedberg

[fischkringli]

Every fish hate him, the madfish.

[elianna]

Three blondes fishing

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"

[fischkringli]

This is a great one. Now I know another Blondes-joke.