Catfish Related Nightmares
Posted: 30 May 2011, 11:31
So, here I am on my day off, awakened by a nightmare @ 5am. Why is it that my fish related nightmares always revolve around Synodontis Granulosa? ;) I'll share this one, it's pretty funny. In my dream I receive a bag of 2 Syno Granulosa when I only ordered 1 to go with the one I already have. I figure there was a mixup in shipping so I take them out of the bag to sex them & put them on my bed??? I'm going to get the one I want & send the other back. Somehow I get busy with other aquarium related chores & forget that I left these $250+ fish just sitting on my bed, gasping for air. Well, when I remember they are on the bed I start looking for some dish(bowl) to put them in but all of the dishes are dirty! Then I have trouble finding bowls large enough to completely submerse these 2 fish. (The reason I needed 2 bowls is because I couldn't put these 2 guys together--for fear they would eat each other's lunch. Aaaahhh! For some reason the kitchen sink is broken so I have to wash 2 large bowls in the bathroom sink. Do you know how hard it is to wash dishes in the bathroom?! I can't seem to ever get them washed in the dream. I'm slowed by a slow drain that prevents me from being able to properly rinse the soap off of these bowls. Then, while I'm in the middle of washing these bowls, my a$$ brother comes in & washes off his dirty boots in the sink & clogs it up to where I can't seem to get these dang dishes clean enough to put these suffocating fish in. I keep trying & trying but can never get these bowls sterile enough to put these poor, dying fish in. Well, thank goodness I woke up before it went any further. I could just visualize 300 bucks being flushed down a toilet as I woke up in a cold sweat. I can't be the only one this stuff happens to...
