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bekateen wrote: 11 Sep 2020, 06:42 Is it just my impression, or are big pharma companies coming here to find the names for their next new drugs? Cases in point, specific epithets in the genus

Microglanis

:

• berbixae
• leniceae
• pataxo
• xerente

Cheers, Eric

You could still register your favourite drugs under any of these names - they are free.

PATAXO is, however, often used for restaunts and foodstuff in Portugese speaking countries.

We all have our jobs, mine is trademarking

Grandad and his grandson Billy are searching in the for fishing worms to use as bait. They are coming across many different insects but nothing suitable to use for bait until little Billy proudly holds up a long dangling insect.

Little Billy exclaims "I found some bait grandad".

Grandad responds "sorry Billy we can't use that. It is not an earthworm."

Little Billy replies "well what planet does it come from Grandad."

-- Why is there no biting?
-- Well, because...

koi-rona virus...

Jools

This isn't a joke per se but a funny scientific name I made up is "Phallophagus Dickerii"

Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait. The first priest got up and walked across the water to get some more bait. After two hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait, so he got up and walked across the water. After three hours of fishing, they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So, he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom.
The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, “Should we have told him where the rocks were?”

YOU must be cod-ing
&
There's a plaice for jokes like these

Shoutout to Planetcatfish! Thanks Riva!

Cheers, Eric
Riva Riley at Catfish Comedy on Aug 11 2022

"PlanetCatfish is the most wholesome place in the universe" - brilliant - so I have to think that some stand up routines should for the part of any future catcons....

Jools

Don't run with catfish! viewtopic.php?f=14&t=51051#p334184

So the other day, I was talking with a friend and he asked me if I had heard about the canabalism going on in another friends discus tank. I asked for details and he explained that the discus had been spawning, but then eating the eggs. I responded that's not canabilism that's cavier!

I made some fish tacos the other day. They ignored the tacos and just swam away.

Ba-dum! Tissssss!

...

Hi hope everyone & there fish are fine!
Wanted to start a thread on funny aquarium memes I'll go first

Do you mean to start afresh and compete with the fish jokes thread?

Viktor Jarikov wrote: 25 Apr 2024, 01:47Do you mean to start afresh and compete with the fish jokes thread?

Seems better to keep the memes with other jokes, since many of the old jokes are memes too. I've moved these posts to the "Does everybody know fish-jokes?" thread.

Cheers,
Eric

Excellent didn't see this cool thread

bekateen wrote: 13 Aug 2022, 06:11 Shoutout to Planetcatfish! Thanks Riva!

Cheers, Eric
Riva Riley at Catfish Comedy on Aug 11 2022

Wow this was hilarious I couldn't stop laughing!

A catfish cartoon:

Cheers, Eric

AmazonTank wrote: 06 Jul 2024, 15:14

Oh heck no!

... truth be told, I'm fortunate to have a wife from whom I don't need to conceal such details.

Cheers, Eric

Halloween is coming.